What to watch for should the game run long: the exodus of fans around 11:15.

You’re going to tell CNN about PLANES? Oh no you didn’t. CNN will take you to school about planes. Girl, you don’t just come barging into the King’s castle like that.

She also likes gladiator movies.

Katrina speaks jive.

I used to regularly fly first class in and out of NYC in those days. If you were on a single aisle (DC-9, 737) the first class seat arms did go up.

Moar like the Mile Lie Club amirite!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

Looks like the panel picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

If you can’t stand his voice, read the transcript:

The funny thing is that this is what always happens with the cowboys. They have a good thing going, and then they say “if we just switch to X, we can be EVEN BETTER” and then X turns out to be tripping on their own dicks and turning the ball over.

If running a compact, manageable, balanced offense is winning you games,…

I thought his weird non-celebration was because he hadn’t caught a TD pass in 2 years and just forgot what to do.

I think you buried the lede here. The Browns scored a touchdown!?!

“Mmmmm......Still kinda looks like fun. $7,000.”

Just imagine if he had slipped in the shower if Richie Incognito was still around

She’s not wrong on this point. It is similar to flag burning: a legitimate, legal act of protest that some people may take objection to (like most acts of protest).

Before you jump all over RBG. Just remember how hard it is to get your own grandparents just to stop saying, “Orientals.”

More like GINSBURN, amirite?!?!?

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

I think he’s implying that the play is terrible not necessarily because of the teams involved, but that the players haven’t adequately been able to recuperate after a game just 4 days earlier. Many players have expressed concerns about needing more time for their bodies to heal after taking so many hits in a Sunday…

If they kill the Thursday night game wouldn’t that game just be scheduled on Sunday? It’s not like they’ve added an extra two teams and hired another 106 players so they can add a Thursday game.