Also check out the direction of everyone staring. Looks range from quizzical to “Dude WTF?!”

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

Listen, Tebow is still in Instructionals, and we’d like to keep him there.

I wouldn’t celebrate too much, Toronto. Tomorrow night you have to face a fresher-than-hell Zach Britton in the deciding Game 2.

It’s also worth rooting for the Jays who would get a rematch with the Rangers in the ALDS and the continuation of all that bad blood.

Dear Ashley,

I think this is literally the only time where it’s okay to ask a Juggalo what their opinion is.

As a strong people with a proud culture, they’re frankly offended at this blatant appropriation of their traditional dress.

NFL Logic

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Haven’t seen the return but regardless of the legitimacy of the loss, you don’t get taxed on cash pulled out of refinances. So, in theory, he could have bought a bunch of properties at market lows then ridden their unrealized gains all the way up without paying taxes on that money. The result would be positive cash…

Bob Lamey is also RGIII’s new nickname.

This seems incredibly stupid. Ted’s only hope was to keep this as a “toldyaso” but now he’s both disloyal and unprincipled. Maybe Trump promised him Scalia’s special fart and sexual torture room (and the Supreme Court vacancy).

Blessed are the pie makers...

This would be a much smaller issue if the damn MARC train ran after 8pm. Seriously, $7 to get right in front of the ballpark from DC or anywhere in between is an awesome deal. And you can drink on those trains! You just can’t get home unless you wanna pay out the ass for a cab/uber.

The riots? From a fucking year ago?

They’re in the parking lot, trying to catch David Ortiz and Mookie Betts homers.

When that happens in last place does it make a sound?

Mookie Betts Park at Camden Yards.

I would have gone with ERod or Buchholz, but I guess at 21-4 with a WHIP < 1.0 Porcello is a good choice for ace.