Why does the Red Sox offense keep see-sawing between 13-run games and 2-run games?

I don’t live in California, so I’m curious whether the Angels are marketing their games as “come see Mike Trout put on a show in a valiant losing effort.” and other bad teams using his name to sell tickets “Come see Mike Trout and the *cough* Angels take on our home team”.

Read their lips. They were inviting each other over to watch the post-season on each other’s couches.

I love staying up until midnight to watch a three-and-outs over and over and over. I only wish there had been more offsides penalties and challenges. Do the Rams play the Bills this year?

Aw, dang, dented another cup.

I’m with you. This kid is a Brock Turner waiting to happen.

Hardly anyone from the Sodor Marathon qualifies for Boston.

There is a much more straightforward way to think about this:

Exactly! We need the anthem to be sexy. For that version: Take your hand off your heart and put it on your neighbor’s ass.

I predicted the entire NFC East would go 0-16 last year and I win by price is right rules.

Revis Promontory

I want to see Gooddell’s cell phone.

He could have done it twice in less time than it takes Big Papi to trot them.

Forget beating the USSR, we have become them.

Ellsbury joins the list of players who go straight from Boston to the Yankees. They are all dead to me.

NFL should not be allowed to suspend Brady and make money off of him at the same time. Fuckers. #FreeBrady

THis is generally true, except that oceanic whitetips (which you will not find near the shore) or tiger sharks might like you just fine. If you’re in a shipwreck, do not count on the “humans don’t taste good” theory.

Better yet, don’t drive or ride in a car, since you are far more likely to die on the road than by shark attack.

And your comments should all stay gray until an Institutional Review Board has determined that no human subjects were harmed.

Agreed. What amazes me is how Trump manages to unite Dominican-Americans and Mexican-Americans. Besides speaking Spanish, these groups have pretty little in common.