I’m starring every comment that tells Ley to fuck off for this sentence trolling Sox fans.

The star is not for the comment, it’s for the gif, which earns a star wherever it may be placed. Take note, star-wanting Kinja commenters.

You mean pro-choice, universal health-care Romney? Or guy who got trounced in Massachusetts in 2012 Romney?

This is a ridiculous comment. Both players deserve fan love. Pedroia does something Papi doesn’t do (anymore) — play defense. ANd he’s damn good at it and fun to watch. Papi is great too in his way — team leader, hall of fame hitter, charismatic. Unscientifically comparing game day jersey prevalence and hinting that…

Just try masturbating to that Wall Street Journal article by Shmuley and Pamela. It might take a little longer, so leave yourself extra time.

Translation: Rates at which men lie about watching porn range from 1% to 50%.

I’m glad. Not just girls. I coach Little League and most of my players are brown or black. As a pale white guy, I feel sheepish reminding them that everyone needs sun protection, but it’s true.

I don’t know. It looked nice, but gratutious. The left fielder would have made the play with less effort. Looks like a breakdown of fielder discipline to me to have the guy running backwards at high speed instead of coming forward with a better look make the play.

Here’s an image from the fight over the Toledo Mud Hens.

Actually, it defies transliteration, but Woahwick is preferred. Stupid British people try to call it Warrick.

I thought this was going to be about his breakthrough contract with a Venezuelan winter league team.

Here’s a still from that video of the eagle taking down the baby sea hawk.

I came here to post a gif of an Eagle defensive back intercepting a Seahawk pass and it was going to be a hilarious juxtaposition with the nature video, but I don’t think it’s ever happened.

Soccer: you use your foot. The ball is shaped like a ball.

Before time called, that home plate was gleaming white.

Bullpen catchers can do what they want, but If I’m playing foul ball chicken and I make my living as a pitcher, I’d probably not leave my throwing arm out there.

Better analogy: It’s like Bill Gates having to violently assault someone even though he’s rich. FTFY.

“He is nearly as synonymous with the Phillies as Jimmy Rollins”

If you know the names of some very good and trusted civil attorneys is that enough? In other words, can you call a lawyer to ask him/her to call you a lawyer? I have a close relative who practices in another state and a very different area of criminal defense (corporate) but he knows some guys...

More Deadspin comments need to lead with “Sartre might argue that...”