Woops, I posted the same thing. It’s almost as if the 2004 ALCS hadn’t completely erased the 2003 series (and the previous 85 years of baseball history).

Let me fix that for you.

You should have given more love to Pedroia’s defense. The guy is short and (now) old, and he is fun to watch at 2B.

Unless you pass it to a better shooter who subsequently makes the shot, so no.

Everyone is saying to only send dick pics if requested. I’m gonna ask, what are the circumstances under which a woman asks for a dick pic? I am with Burneko here. I don’t understand the phenomenon. Who are these women saying, “Hi, thanks for dinner last night. I’d like to see you again. By the way, what does your…

Here we go again. Now my little leaguers are going to imitate all this behavior and I have to explain why only grown-ass men are allowed to deck a guy for a hard slide, hit a guy with a pitch for a homerun celebration, etc. etc.

What else are they gonna do? As a little league coach, we use our outfielders to back up infield overthrows.

Well, yeah, if you can square up and bunt to short center.

Yeah, but she was saying, “honey can I have $220 million?” so you had to let her go.

Oh my god, the fake pick at 2:52.

Sounds like I’m not the only one who got caught watching “Jessie” without the kids around.

If you read enough sports blogs you know when a good take is coming. It will name drop jocks from at least three sports. It will have parallel sentence structure. It will end with a swear word and an exclamation point. Fuck, yeah!

The greatest World Series ever played was the 2004 ALCS.

Are you kidding? Barve is obviously the secret shorthand name for Brett Favre, who has many, many fans.

Tree Rollins

Bartolo Colon?

FWIW here is MJ’s line in the flu game:

This sounds like a good mind trick. Harp openly spots the opposing pitcher a strike and dares him to pitch to him.

There isn’t much tension in pitching to Ryan Zimmerman.

I miss the Cubs that were fun to watch but always had a losing season. Now it will be the other way around. Booo.