“it’s become a post-draft tradition to identify the selectee who committed the most despicable crime in college, and even criticize his team for drafting him. This year’s stigma belongs to new Chiefs wide receiver Tyreek Hill.”

I think Kris Humphries and Sir Charles would beg to differ. They both belong to the school of thought that says if you’re down by 40 and your opponent sends out the scrubs to shoot threes to chase a record then you just... start throwing punches.

Left out the most important tip: Talk less (if you’re the talkative one).

I’m having a hard time buying those lineup stats. And also TT being “offensively potent”, unless you mean getting offensive boards so the shooters can reset after a miss.

Strange optics when ESPN has the one white guy in a bowtie uncomfortably suggesting that we shouldn’t talk about “taking out” guys.

I’m only going to say this one more time, NBA. We need a four-point line.

Choke artist.

I’m with you here. For all the casual fans who turn on NBA games for the last 2 minutes, this was a spectacle, but if you have to contest the inbound pass and start wearing tearaway jerseys for moments like this, you’ve already lost.

My old username was PabloSandovalsHomerunSwing. Before that it was PabloSandovalsWillngnesstoRunitOut

It was a trap door. Cruz does this all the time when someone might upstage him.

“Shoulder strain” sounds like a good cover story for liposuction. We’ll have a more definitive explanation after the surgery.

and a propeller.

Ask Schilling what else they should have cut.

I don’t know if they do this everywhere but at Fenway growing up I always saw guys hold up K’s, with the third one being backwards for reasons that are obvious to everyone except the idiots at phillies.com.

Does the new analytics say that you can time-out manage your way to a championship? Is Danny Ainge going to take inbound pass himself for buzzer-beating game-winners? I desperately want to believe everything in this article but I want to see a superstar on the parquet first.

I was wondering how long before someone implicated the Patriots in this.

I came here to say the same thing. Four years of pent up working as an elite athelete for no pay, so he has to cash in. The spectacle of Goff whoring himself like this on draft day is 100% on the NCAA. Do not buy THAT product.

2016 is the year the NBA commissioner should called off the playoffs and put on a 3-team tournament instead. Or invited the other 13 teams to build their best roster as a wild card team to make it an even four.

April MLB > Pre-season pro ultimate frisbee > Round 1 (or 2) Eastern conference NBA playoffs

Colon beats him if the throw is on target. Yeah, Colon, whose underwear is older than Billy Hamilton.