Don’t bring your dog inside telling the staff it’s a service animal. We know you’re lying but are not allowed by law to ask. You know a real service animal when they are working and you do a disservice to those who need them.

“Musk’s output”

Hell, there might be a third lurking in there! Somebody should check!

This is outrageous. I’m allergic to dogs. I don’t take allergy pills daily because I don’t intend to run into any dogs at stores, restaurants, etc. Bringing your dog actively harms me.

When I saw Oppenheimer last week the people in front of me had their dog with them. IN A MOVIE THEATER.

People suck.

Easy to forget when they only account for 20% of Musk’s output. So far.

Sure, because the Right-wing neeeever cancels anything *coughs in Bud Light*

Two, actually! JFC

1. Don’t

What, you don’t like smelling dog farts while you eat? You don’t like a dog begging for food and nuzzling your crotch while on a date? You must not be American. Americans LOVE pets. More than children and spouses and sense.

Opened the thread to say this; glad I wasn’t the lone voice of reason.

I can see now how she ended up having a kid with Apartheid Karen.

This right here. 

Something that always blows me away when people bring their animals shopping or flying or whatever: Don’t you understand that some people who thought they could commerce safely might just be allergic to dander?

1. Don’t. Service dogs are an exception, and that means actual trained service dogs, not “emotional support animals”.

1 and only rule of taking your dog to a restaurant:

I don’t think there is ever a reason to bring a dog to a restaurant.

I’ve watched that video half a dozen times and it gets a hearty chuckle out of me every single time. The mysteriously loud clanging followed by the rag doll floppy exit. The coup de gras is that piece of his Batman belt flying off.

I can recall riding north on my motorcycle on I-10 after work during the monsoon and seeing huge cumulonimbus clouds north of Mesa moving westward toward Phoenix that stopped, or slowed significantly, when reaching the edge of the city. However, I’m sure things are worse now, but my morning freeway motorcycle commute,…

“a soulless-looking Musk”

That AI voice is way too charismatic to be Musk