He can't be that tall if he's gonna be able to fit inside one of them Russian nesting dolls

I though the fuhrer was taller than the Empire State Building, stronger than 100 men, a penis that rivals John Holmes’. He is simply the greatest human being the world has every know....right?

If asked which he’d prefer, Chinless would have to think about it

All I know is, he still can’t measure up to Barrack Obama:

Either one is good.

Hmm, my mind read that as “Schutzstaffel” and it took a while for me to register it actually meant Secret Service. 

“Director Mueller, what does that look like to you?”

It offends me too! Why is it so long! It looks like an oversized bib more than a tie, and I can’t stand his shit-eating grin.

Okay, this is the photo that matters to this discussion (though those were fun above):

There’s pictures of him side-by-side with Obama, who is 6'2'’ or 6'1'’. Key point is Trump is shorter than him in the pictures, and neither of them is wearing platform shoes.

Birds of a feather?

why argue? We’ll all find out when the mug shots get published.

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I’m 5'4", which I believe is Tom Cruises’ true height, that picture looks accurate to me. 

Not to get all “snow-flakey” but that tie offends me.

Whatever the actual answer, his proportions would be massively improved if he were a bit shorter... say, a bit over a foot or so?

Here’s the full quote:

A more accurate term for the subject of Mencken’s derision is “populism,” what he refers to as “democracy” (direct democracy, as opposed to what we have here). He has been unfailingly accurate about his predictions of what happens when one appeals to the common American moron.

Hey, I have a suggestion, change your name to Uncle Tom Ruckus Clarence Thomas. Then you really would be a black conservative. Hopefully, you not out here conserving yourself.