That guy has absolutely beautiful control! Damn, I envy that level of skill! I’ve done a fair amount of bombing on some pretty decent hills on boards and mainly blades, but nothing even close to that long. I had some pretty good crashes, including one that left me with 3 butts from a massive hematoma on the back of my…

EDIT: Apologies, this ended up being much longer than is needed, so you can read it if you want or not.

Hi, my name is Tony. The ‘z’ and the ‘56' are silent and you should roll the ‘q’ to properly pronounce it. 

I sometimes do a very scaled down version of quick pickled onions when I’m making a sandwich or something else. If you have a slice or two of onions, just put maybe 2 tablespoons each of water and vinegar in a bowl, add pinches of salt and sugar, maybe add pinches of garlic powder or whatever spices you like, nuke it…

If I might step in. Frenching means just cutting the onion to the middle from root end to top end. Easiest way to do this is just to cut the onion in half, like is shown in this random pic from the net and just slice out pieces from there. They’ll have a slight wedge shape to them. The root and stem part of the onion…

Yeeeah, I know. It’s just sort of fun (but probably not for you!) to say it that way. Trust me, this wouldn’t be the first campaign of continuous caloric carpet bombing that I’ve been guilty of.

I do similar variations to mac and cheese. It’s a blank canvas and such and has a lot of wiggle room to mess with. And please tell me that you’re using that cheese powder for non-pasta stuff. I recently did some roast chicken and veg coated with some cheese powder and it was amazing. I suspect you’re already using it…

‘leaves without a fight’...yeah, there’s no damn way he’s leaving without being (probably literally) dragged out, hopefully with great and injurious force! Otherwise I hate that I totally agree with you. I think the only mitigating factor for initial non-prosecution is that the Dems will busy AF for quite some time…

Oh, I just made my standard batch of brined jalapenos and habaneros last week, but they’re thinly sliced rings. I still have some left in a big jar and there’s more than enough brine to do red onions, which I love(!). I bet this would also be a killer recipe for thicker cut or halved jalapenos as well. Don’t have an…

Ok, we already know for a FACT that this depraved and shitty asshole/wanna-be dictator sexually assaults women, even bragging about it, so there’s no possible way I can believe that he isn’t physically violent in other ways either! I bet that if he could slap or beat the shit out of these ‘uppity’ women for just doing…

I’m not surprised that it’s only becoming more expensive and like I was saying, it’s definitely becoming a big money/big sponsor sport. Sometimes it’s a bummer when you think about the grassroots folks, but at least there are more classes out there to pick from. It’s still not cheap though.

Definitely haven’t heard of that before. Maybe if it looks like a piece of rawhide I might have seen one? I dunno. Probably the closest thing I’ve seen was my weird uncle who had a cane made of bull wang. I made a dumb joke about cane envy or something dumb like that and that was the last I saw of that cane. Can’t…

This is their specific business, building race vehicles and parts, so while it’s certainly not going to cost them that much, it’s also part of the price of doing business. There are trophy trucks and similar race vehicles routinely hitting the $1M mark for just the running vehicle itself, so we’re talking some fairly…

No, it’s a damn serious vehicle, but it’s not meant to be a full race vehicle either. It’s close to one, but that’s not what it was built for. It can go fast and is capable of handling some very nasty conditions, but they just want something that can go over the very same routes that the race is held on while in some…

Not that I would want to be anywhere nearby that table, but I wonder WTF the dinner conversation would be like?

Too late! Already a Twit-minion. I don’t really post my own stuff on Twitter and just lurk around to see what the cool and smart people are up to. Or sometimes I just follow out of fear for my personal safety, as in your case. I’m @RockRashedJeep, btw.

I think he’d immediately dissolve onto an angry cloud of ferric oxide dust. Hell is a spotless, rust free junkyard for some.

In other words, do the exact opposite of what you’ve always done. It’s a scary new world, but fear not and step boldly into it!

Yes, David. Everyone knows that you’re into some hinky stuff that involves rust and copious amounts of pain, but really, matching numbers? Trust me, the scrapyard operators won’t give a sloppy dump when you finally move along and it gets thrown into those wicked recycling teeth.

If Adult Swim made a seltzer or a beer, and I fricking LOVE Adult Swim, this would be it and it would probably be/is damn tasty too. I mean if you’re going to go for something, you might as well fully commit to it. Everything about this, especially the music, feels like Metalocalypse-ish, but in the best of ways.…