Possibly could be spices, but I am pretty sure it’s the ‘meat’ itself. I’m familiar with most spices and it seems to be more of the smell of the soy and/or whatever particular additives are thrown into that ‘meat’. I’m talking about the burgers mostly and those were supposed to be plain and unspiced. And anything…

Hmmm, ‘meat flour’, pig sacrifices’, ‘swan meat influencer’ were you possibly ever a goth/Norwegian black metal enthusiast who had hard core fundie parents? Not that it matters, but I rolled with a lot of people who did. Still do. Respect!

Baroness von Robicellistein at work:

Trust me, I’m confused as hell about why I had such a negative reaction to Beyond? I can trash panda with the best of them, but for whatever reason their burgers hit me in a really bad way? Oh well...

Something about Beyond burgers hits me in a bad way. They reminded me of the horrid soy burgers served at our shitty public schools, but actually worse. I despised those school ‘burgers’, so this is some sort of bad flashback or something? I couldn’t get past the taste and I was burping up nastiness for the rest of…

Apologies for this, especially if you were hungry!

I often make 2 or 3 pounds of standard burgers and I’ll just wrap them up really well and/or seal them in bags and freeze them for later on. They hold up pretty well for reheating, especially if you use airtight sealer bags for them. If I feel like a burger or want to use the burger meat for something else, I’ll just…

Eh, Beyond struck out hard for me personally, but I’m happy to see them make some headway. Impossible has so far worked much better for me, but I think that it will take making them at home to convince me totally and Beyond doing well helps out Impossible and all of the other non-meat burgers out there. 

Wait, this is your recipe? It’s straight up brilliant! The amount of pork in there initially threw me, but the more I think about, the more I want to make it. Beyond the pork forward cookies, there’s freaking mustard in the glaze and it somehow sounds like it totally checks out?! No hyperbole, but this is genius and…

Before I clicked on the link I guessed that it was probably Japanese and it is. Not a big sardine fan, but that doesn’t sound too terribly bad. Pretty much a sweetened soy... almost a teriyaki sauce with honey. Growing up when I was young in Hawaii, there were a lot of Japanese snacks around and I tried a few that…

Not gonna lie, but if someone handed me one of these cookies and told me that a large portion of the ingredients were bacon and ham, I’d be thinking that they were full of it. This actually sounds kind of good though? I have to give it to you, Allison, but this is one of the strangest recipes I’ve seen in quite a while…

Most unfortunately, these evil fucks In the Trump admin and Trump backed GOP know that this will hardly move the needle in the vote numbers and even if it did, there’s always the massive voting corruption that they’ve so carefully and callously implemented to mitigate it anyway. When you are struggling to just get by,…

So when that time comes, Dolt 45 will be on the couch, alone, with his almond-ish smelling powder in a glass vial and a gift from his NRA buddies. Maybe Eva Melanoma can go ahead and be a useful witness against the rest of them after The Dolt is gone? I’d be good with that.

Yup, bad ad, but not as bad as little Kevin from the COX commercials. I just can NOT stand it and I will run across the room to change it if it pops on. The kid in that plays such a friendless doofus and his only buddies and place to play is with the captive audience at a COX office. I guess hanging out at a damn…

I’m in the process of giving myself a slight to moderate hangover and I can most definitely be an asshole, but I’m still voting CP.

If you don’t already have one, you should consider buying an electric griddle with waffle plates. I bought a Cuisinart 5-in-1 Griddler, but I had to buy a waffle plate set as it didn’t come with one and it was well worth the 20 bucks or so for those waffle plates. Some griddles do come with waffle plates, so maybe…

Loved both of those games! I put in more hours in FO4 largely because of the building mechanics though. I hated it at first, but then I really got into and built a lot of really cool settlements. I always wish that Skyrim would’ve had something similar, but building simple houses you could quickly slap together paled…

I think a lot of what’s killing off car culture is how modern cars are made. You have to really know what you’re doing to fix or even maintain even the most basic of cars. Gone are the shade tree mechanic days of things like easy carb swaps and doing a tune-up with a screwdriver and a wrench. If anything, manufacturers…

Daaamn!

And a lil’ bit of Schnatty’s own ‘Special Sauce’ for some extra kick!