Oops! Sorry about that, AS! I hadn’t gone through your vids and other stuff when I posted this incorrect info. It is kind of a cool little device though and I might get one if just for the USB car lighter adapter alone. I only have one USB slot and an unused open lighter right now. Now I’ll be wary of the fact that it…

Cool! Thanks for understanding! It’s often hard here to show what you’re feeling in a post and it’s sometimes easy to have a misunderstanding of intentions. I definitely did not mean to be argumentative or outright discounting your post so much, but it just didn’t jibe so well with my past and now obviously outdated…

Ah, the pro-wrestling approach to narrating the monologue! 

My non-USB breaker is on my keychain and it’s damn difficult to drive without keys. And if you were serious, beyond that it would be blunt force caveman style. Grok smash!

It’s been well over 10 years (hint: I worked for a shitty for-profit company and not a municipality) and your response is both legitimate and valid. My window punch most definitely sounds like outdated tech, but I’ll still carry it around if just out of habit. If I’m behind the times, it wouldn’t be of any great…

I was kidding too, hence the echo-location stuff. It sounds like he does have a sense of humor and I’m just happy that he’s around to use it. I’m still curious about how this helmet thing even happened, but maybe he doesn’t exactly know either? Oh well. 

It’s just a strange incident all around and in drag racing those don’t usually end well, but I’m glad it did!

Only 3? Do you live in a really, really small city or a single stoplight village? ;-)

Yeah....umm, this was strange. Maybe he forgot to buckle it and it either ‘came loose’ from the wind pressure or the G force of being pinned back and the chin bar rose up and obscured his view, but a strap or helmet failure seems sort of (highly) unlikely? Also wondering about the ‘race with my mouth’ part? Was he…

Pour one out for his underwear which sadly didn’t live through this near miss and was probably given a boatless Viking funeral and quietly burned unceremoniously behind his trailer in the pits.

This might double post? Anyway, AS probably read something incorrect somewhere? I have a small window punch tool on my keychain and it will ‘evaporate’ glass like it wasn’t there. I’m thinking of upgrading to a USB/window breaking tool combo. Probably won’t ever need the window breaking part now, but extra car USBs…

Just for info sake:

Well, at least the store closest to me seems to still be on the ‘good list’ so far. I’m generally very good at remembering faces even at places I don’t frequent too often and I’ve noticed that the employees seem to go through that store like week old raw chicken sashimi from a sketchy truck stop. At least my…

So I’ve never been religious and barely remember something about Nebuchadnezzar from history classes waaay back when and decided to see what that was all about. I found some random page that talked about history and bible stuff and this was a quote (linking is acting up for me, but whatever)

Brutal, but sadly not really surprising. I’ve often wondered about the over saturation of places like Subway and how they can keep them all floating. From what I’ve heard, and I’m honestly not entire sure how it all really works, but it sounds like most of these franchise owners put all of their time, money, and…

You know you’re doing a really rotten job of convincing me that you can’t handle hot food. ;-)

I can deal with cold nuggets okay, but I usually just throw them on a tray to reheat them. I can easily see not liking cold fast food though, especially cold nuggets. I really don’t eat nuggets hardly ever, because I usually just buy a burger and fries and that’s enough for my diminished (and normal) adult appetite…

I’m not really sure of whether or not it’s just Ocamian deal where a tired, overworked, and underpaid employee misses the mark on counting to ten successfully after a long day, or if it’s some idiot manager/owner that thinks that pissing off customers in minor ways is worth saving a few cents? It’s probably the tired…

It was an amazing show of empathy and leading by example! And whether or not I liked their husbands, the First Ladies have usually been seemingly rather decent and compassionate people. That most definitely does NOT apply to the current Ms. ‘I really don’t care. Do u?’

And like anyone outside of the job would even know of the magic ring number of eight.