I think it's meant to parody all that deadly serious teenage lore that confused and awkward 14 y/os resort to in lieu of actual life experience.

Who? Does she have black panties?

Was I the only one who saw the cover and assumed Jez must have photo-shopped the screaming-red "Lady Parts" across it as some sort of parody?

Why waste your life catering to an over-entitled man-child by painstakingly crafting 300 creative, gourmet sandwiches which he will mechanically shove down his gullet, when you could spend those 27,000 precious, never-again-to-be-repeated hours of your existence spackling your face with $50 "serum mist" (top two…

The costume is in no way sexy, but it is arguably an active part in a culture that sexualizes little girls. A leopard costume for boys would be an actual leopard costume, instead of looking pretty in a leopard-themed sort of way.

Boxers might dehydrate themselves before a weigh in, but not for the actual match.

"If you weren't Tolokonnikova, you would have had the shit kicked out of you a long time ago," say fellow prisoners with close ties to the administration.

If "tight jeans" and "14 but older than her chronological age" are accepted as a legitimate defense against rape charges in a 21st century court of law, what are the odds that participation in a novelty fun run can also be added to the "not legitimate rape" list of extenuating circumstances?

Why do I feel like I'm reading (bad) jihadi fanfiction?

Exactly. When it comes to weight, male actors seem to enjoy an extraordinary degree of latitude that would never be extended to their female co-stars.

Bringing up consent and the humanity of women working in the sex industry seems to have elicited quite a strong reaction. Guilty conscience?

An unhealthy and ghoulish obsession with a woman's death?

...in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Well that's to be expected I guess. PS I love green tea (YUM!). Green tea haters to the left.

Perhaps, but also he seems to be implying that disability is the result of bad "karma"; some sort of punishment justifiably imposed by a higher power. This is an unquestionably regressive canard with regard to disability.

Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get through this... together... somehow

Have you actually tried them? I've been jonesing for a green tea flavored one ever since I first heard about them years ago, but another poster says they taste vile.

Damn, I've wanted to try green tea KitKats since forever. Although maybe I should be happy that something so unobtainable tastes so rank. Can you describe the taste?

Will he do 1000 hours of regular person hard labor or 1000 hours of special celebrity hard labor (equivalent to several hours of regular person light secretarial work)?

You mean you've never heard of Bidet's Academy for Reforming Douches? I hear the grounds are stunning - particularly the fountain feature - but the program is pretty demanding. You start off by learning little things like how to identify and avoid other people's food in communal fridges and finish with Clockwork…