Clausen getting speared in the head may put the Bears offense in a real pickle.

That's a very good thing—few things scream "1990s" more than purple as a uniform color.

All those dogs are dead now.

I mean, what's it going to take!? The guy is both the Mike and the Sam linebacker, and can't even sniff the field! Bigotry!

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

The Columbus Crew brought us vestiges of European racism, but coming up with a silly new name will fix it. All in favor of Indigenous People's Crew, say aye.

"Duuuuude... were you at that show? They jammed for like 40 minutes!"

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.

Being a Bears fan, I would appreciate it if you would please just stop paying attention to them. You will just encourage them more.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

AP style is style like Swedish cuisine is cuisine.

This is correct AP style... spell out #s below 10, use numerals for 10 and up unless it's the first word of a sentence or headline.

don't come in here with that reading shit

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Nice. Another excuse for some more be-headings.

I wonder why Tebow didn't get fined, especially given that Christianity is a persecuted majority in this country, right?

Was Tebow flagged every time im confused.?

I appreciate these brief retrospective films. It's the first time a member of the White Sox has looked good in shorts.

Oh come on Samer. If Konerko was worth honoring I'm sure ESPN would've told us by now.