Med10crity

FAKE POOS!

Jesus, I’m a Sox fan. Let me have some fun.

Adolf = 5 letters

It’s a six-part series, but after the actors shoot 4 or 5 of them, the studio will up the numbers of episodes they have to film before they’re allowed to rotate home. 

Fangraphs projections? Can’t you at least get Hawk’s TWTW projection on him?

So good. +1 paradigm shift

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

It took Hossa 19 seasons, five teams, and a pair of lockouts to get to 500

Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that? I tell ya, I’ve got to plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when we first started this campaign that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Jimmy Hash Browns

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

They definitely are great route runners and very sure handed

Real ‘son of an actor’ types

They act like they’ve been in a movie before.

They don't have a lot of natural talent, but they're real students of the game.

Those nominees really lead, the right way, during the production. True class acts.

They have no problem with authority.