Idk what magic Tastes like... but I know it SMELLS like bacon.
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Can somebody come clean up the puddle of me that formed in my cube? That cover photo just made me melt...
This. This times 1000. I don't use extensions, I haven't NEEDED extensions. The ONLY one I actually use is Adblock. And I adore Opera, especially for its DragonFly debugger.
If I could be a fighter pilot? I'd fly it. I know the risks, I think it would be an honor just to take it up. If I had to "beta test" the thing, then so be it. That being said, I still don't know why they haven't put more effort into making this thing safer.
I stand corrected. I think they should merge the groups, and develop even better suits, we could call them "super-suits" or something. Maybe make them an exoskeleton? Name them after mythical weapons of war?
I think they should change their name from Office of Naval Research to Office of Naval Intelligence. Just sounds better for some reason.
You'll never reach the end, you'll just hit an Out Of Memory error.
Hearted for a tasteful xkcd reference.
Idk if I can time travel, but a giant bunny DID just visit me last Sunday...
Hey, thanks guys. I will definitely check this out!
This would be perfect for my homebrew! I always run out of fridge space, and it's the core reason why I only do a single batch at a time.
Nothing would scream "goodbye re-election" than a democrat actually using nuclear weapons this close to November.
Hey! That's Eas... Oh... There's a separate header for masturbation... never mind...
Hell, add TWO! People would still buy for the convenience, and they can turn that $1000-a-day loss into a $1000-a-day profit!
I keep 2 bottles open at all times for precisely this reason. Smirnoff is used for mixed drinks, and some top shelf for straight, or vodka-sodas.
As much as my whiney "high-class" self would like to snap... My in-house bar would be worthless if I couldn't throw together that drink. Easily the most-requested here.
Well, I know what I'm getting myself for my birthday this year.
How about any comic from the Marvel Civil War series? That one put a big divide in my friend circle at college.
He was playing the role of a money-grubbing Owner. Sure, he didn't show pure greed, really. But most evil people don't believe they are actually evil.