The name of the pilot changes depending which website you read this story on....

You know how you spot a fake/mischaracterised video?

This was what I had in mind

Cut to three days later, both are gasping for air on the ground, both right forarms have become horribly twisted together, muscles cramped into a permanent rictus from their desperate attempts to “win” the handshake. Dry, cracked lips have peeled back past the gums at this point, with crusted remnaant s of KFC…

Iv figured it out.

Also, not for nothing, but it IS a question someone asked. It’s literally the content of the first 5 paragraphs.

All I read was

“This isn’t impeachment”

Yeh tho

Hey. You. Iv got a black sash in Kung Fu and could beat you up.

And you don’t know anything about fighting, at all, clearly. Everything you said about the fight was dead wrong. Guy was losing the whole match.

I wanted to type something funny about “how would a trump respond to trump?” and type an impression of that....

Why? I’m not interested in how anger makes your wee peepee feel. Please get yourself off without my assistance.

In case you don’t want to suffer reading the whole letter, I’ll type out an abridged version below, none of these words are made up by me, and it is probably how Donald dictated the letter, verbatim.

Dude this is just the best. I honestly haven’t seen trolling this juvenile since the late 90s, like, when I was a juvenile.

Mate....

Ouch nice comeback lol

super hornet is still pretty new and very capable and was what replaced the f14 (well it was the original flavour hornet but you get me)

Yeah right? dogfights and fighter jets are so lame and not totally, objectively cool. You’re so right and fun at parties.

Dude, do you have to make references to erect penises in EVERYthing you say?