Newsflash, roughhousing with your baby brother in the basement isn’t a “real fight”.

Omg for real? Did you just type that?

“I WASNT CRYING”

We just did ;)

Oh my god.

Hell yeah.

lol trump supporters subconsciously wish trump was literally anyone else.

Yes, maybe.

Or a Matt Demon

FunFact: you see the tiny “Lego” logotype that is imprinted on every Lego male nubbin (nubbin? I was searching there...)? In the field of plastic moulding, that is extremely fine detail, and Lego is a global leader in plastic moulding technology, and cooperate with - amongst many people - cutting edge medical…

Ugh I mean, is there anything more weirdly, creepily, sexual than pasting the head of someone you admire onto a representation of something with fantastical qualities, unironically and breathlessly awaiting thanks and praise either from the idol in question, or much more likely, from all of your co-masterbaters?

Guys, guys....please...stop

Well fuck! That explains everything, proves he wasnt killed for testifying against a cop! Right? That follows, obviously, RIGHT?

How many dealers do you have to drive past before you make it to 300miles in any direction? 

The insideous thing, the really dangerous skill trump has, is that taken in a vacuum, with no context, he often says very reasonable things.

Dude I’m commenting on raw data published *right there*.

Sprites *terrify* me.

I feel like the concept of “pressing charges” is a little too popular.

Appeals made on a religious basis should be given all due priority.

Itd difficult to understand what you are trying to say....like there is an almost total lack of content in the writing there, Im not even certain what your political lean is. You ever heard the phrase “mealy mouthed”? Stop trying so obviously hard to sound profound.