@veronykah: I'd be happier if she were more attractive behind the eyes and between the ears.

@T. L. Morgendorffer: If it goes all the way to fetishism, it's bound to be creepy to most people, whatever the subject (or object). I think, however, that it's important to realize that a lot of us are very visual creatures, with our optic nerves seemingly tied directly to our back brains. This is not necessarily a…

@Dorisaurus: What is this "war" thing you speak of? Advertisers are just trying to create needs to sell units. To do that, they work to make people of all shapes, sizes, and genders feel insecure.

If you're looking for a proofreader—and you should be—I work at very reasonable rates.

@JohnnyricoMC: I always prefer the acronym PICNIC (problem in chair, not in computer). :)

I deeply wish I could find this one April issue of "All Hands," the official magazine of the U.S. Navy, from about 1989-91. One of those years, the editors ran an April Fools piece talking about the many uses of the oatmeal cookie bar included in some of the "brown bag" MREs at the time. My favorite purposes for it…

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@Jeremy: And a slime-covered Gemma at that?

I think this Aveo actually looks very smart and clean, particularly compared with its predecessor, which seemed to have extra creases and lines at random here and there throughout the body.

"Honey, would you like a TV dinner or drive-thru?"

Some say that he occasionally reveals his true identity every few years, is destroyed but then reborn...and that he's really several different people—or perhaps he's really all of us. All we know is...he's called The Stig!

@Brian Timm: Gotcha. Whatever her compensation, it ain't enough. ;)

@hawksfansarah: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

Step 1: The portmanteau "designtrepreneur" makes me unhappy because its pretentiousness, preciousness, and ungainly multisyllabic nature trips my word allergy.

@accipiter: Iiiiii'm going to the special Hell.

@jncastillo87: Additionally, he's in an open public place, so there is no reasonable expectation of privacy.

@wvu212: I must be the inevitable exception. I mean, I wouldn't mind having the same amount of money he has, but he can keep the stupidity.

@Møbius: Depends on the handicap. I mean, if it's just a thing where I can't use my legs, but I'm Warren Buffet rich as a result, I think I might be able to cope. On the other hand, if I'm like the guy in the photo...not so much.

@crd22: A Trabant 601, of course.

@Brian Timm: Trophy wife? Consolation prize, maybe.