@outdoorplaces: My uncle made me move my car once...once.

@Mikeado watches too much TopGear: So my pronunciation of /doosh' mo beel/ is incorrect, then?

@Tenacious_ADG: Oh, I thought you were talking about the cheerleader pic. ;)

@AlexG55: Norway, too, as I recall. I'd love that system. With what I make, they'd have to pay ME!

@jon_daniels: She's good for parts.

@Ordnael Adiemla: They're illusions.

@My hybrid Trabi gets better mileage than your lawnmower!: Or the pompatus of love.

@shift321: That's because Megan Fox is the sex appeal equivalent of "tastes like chicken."

@Agagulba: Especially if it's tattooed on the inside of her thigh.

@99TelepodProblems: Yeah, but what a way to go!

@FrankN.Stein: This dirty girl in particular looks like a good kind of dirty.

@Cats: She doesn't like him having root?

@eipxen: You mean there are TWO of you now?

@Inphoarius: I hear she's very Open.

@shaylh: Except for the keyboard. ;)

@nekitamo: I'm not sure that Gizmodo vs. Ubuntu is an apples-to-apples comparison, but look at Gizmodo vs. PCWorld:

@Curves: Fair enough, but she looks sooooooo neglected...is that really the image they want to send to the world? Makes me wonder who approved the photo: him or her?

@L2a2: Wait until after she gets upgraded. ;)

@King_Faisal_94: I'm guessing he's dressed like a tool because he handled wardrobe himself, but who knows?

@hawkeye18: Not many people drive Ferraris, either, comparatively speaking.