@dkl415: Thanks! If I decide to write a parody of the Hunger Games, I'll rename her "Swan Potato." ;)

I'd do it. I mean, they make full-body armored condoms, right?

@Skink: No worries. I've done similar things myself. Plus, I love that particular quote.

I'm sure this is just my chronic word allergy talking, but what the $%^& kind of name is "Katniss?"

@NVJar: Yeah, but how much is a rose? Sure, she wouldn't be able to buy food with them, but still, it would be cheaper to pay with cash unless you're getting your roses way below wholesale.

I've read both of the Best Novel winners, as well as Girl Genius: Volume 9, and they all deserve it.

@Skink: In print, it's libel. Slander is spoken.

@Tiberiuswise: I already have both of you guys heart-clicked. Otherwise, I would have done it now.

I heard Jeremy Clarkson's distinctive drawl when I read the description for the Hyundai Excel.

@obnoxiosaurus: Well, see, what I want is the codes, followed by a good explanation. After all, since automakers have decided that what we want is a pretty LCD or OLED screen in the center of the dash instead of $1000 off the damn car, why not slap the warning notice there in a little message queue?

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I'm glad human women can't do this.

@BrontëSaurus: Now that is some outstanding funny right there. :D

@jizMondo: There should be a "Hell, Yeah!" button on Gizmodo for comments like yours.

While it is also most likely illegal—so don't do it, I warn you—you could also find and remove the tracking device and stick it on something that moves around a lot, like a helicopter or a squirrel or migratory fowl (as long as you do it without cruelty)...or another law enforcement vehicle.

@Deuce MacInaugh: Came here to say this. Zuckerberg is a pussy.

@obnoxiosaurus: I support that, but I'd also like automakers to replace the "Service Engine Soon" light on the dash with something articulate and non-stupid. I say this partially because I have a Saturn Vue, and keeping that stupid light off is a real challenge. I have a code reader at home, but it's a pain in the…

The Ken doll story is certainly horrifying, but at least the parents kept it private! I am absolutely stunned that the mother in "School Daze" told his entire school assembly. That's just scary and disgusting. Not only would it have to have scarred the kid for life, but every other kid probably left that assembly…

@Cheeseslap: Cheese ninja asassin for hire: My late, lamented 1997 Nissan Sentra weight 2410 lbs., and my wife's Saturn SL2 weighs a little more. My 2003 Vue, however, weighs 3590 lbs, and I definitely think having rear discs would have helped. When I press the pedal carefully, I can feel the front discs grab well…

Does it let you go to Winghouse.com?