@seyahnanor: You both say "fool" as though it's a bad thing. ;)

@chefgon: Yes. Absolutely. Having gotten locked into Tetris games for hours (okay, dozens of minutes) on end, there is something intrinsically captivating about pure gameplay at its best. I felt the same way about Tempest and Gyruss, though I wasn't quite as good at those.

@UrascalU: I see a young Lewis Black. Or perhaps a young Angry Video Game Nerd.

Sexual dysfunction? There's an app for....ooOOoooh.

@GregH: I agree, though I must add that whenever I see "sent from my iPhone[/blackberry/whatever]," I immediately hear it in the voice of Thurston J. Howell III.

@Peugeot: Oh, I'm sure SEMA and other aftermarket groups will fix that with nifty new battery upgrades, fancier gauges, and pretty much anything else that could be customized. Sure, there will be fewer moving parts, and even fewer user-serviceable parts, but anything that can be customized will be.

@cellyboy: "Oh, he's got blue nails—so either he's on the pill and on the prowl or he has REALLY poor circulation."

@cellyboy: I think if I didn't already have a good memory, I'd write myself a series of memos.

@burlow: Well, that all depends on who you got pregnant. ;)

@deep_fryed: I enjoyed sex before marriage, but the minister was a little miffed we kept him waiting.

@Zkdog: Is it wrong that, while I find that scenario scary as hell, I still find it kinda hot?

@Jux: Is it the same four every time? They must be tired.

@iolani09: If there's sucking involved, birth control is no problem. ;)

@Mark 2000: Correct on all counts, though it's worth noting that using multiple compatible methods (condoms plus birth control, for instance), each method lowers the failure rate instead of multiplying it.

Demand a tougher iPhone.

@xcharliemx: I had a SonyEricsson m300 (or similar model number—it was 7 years ago) that fell out of my pocket—while I was at the top of the vertical loop on Montu, a roller coaster at Busch Gardens. I asked the staff to call me back when they found what was left and bought a new phone.

@ten10: The human hand is not a perfect machine.

@Ryan Holloway: Guys! Ryan Holloway is leaving! THE Ryan Holloway. Gizmodo has REALLY screwed up this time if they're letting Ryan Holloway get away. Man, this is going to really mess up their readership figures...

@PsychoSuperman: BaZINGa!

@KTope: So he dropped it on a stringed musical instrument? ;)