@komododave: Frankly, use of the Dodge Stratus (and before that, a combination of GM J platform sedans and Chrysler K-Cars) is a testament to recruiters' ability to improvise, adapt, survive, and overcome.

@gman1023: They're also flown by Marines.

@Pessimippopotamus: How exactly do you figure? The F-15 is faster straight ahead, but the F-14 is more maneuverable both light and heavy, and can land on carriers. The F-15 is fitted with a tailhook, but it is hardly ever deployed.

@Ruthless if you let me: The F-16 is overrated—a single-engine technology demonstrator first assigned as an interceptor and then shoehorned into a multirole mission. It is not an air superiority fighter as originally designed, and it is the weakest fighter in current inventory.

@Daemos: Congratulations on your superior metabolic genetics. Now, about your attitude...

@GreenN_Gold: Already heart-clicked you from something previous. Would do it again.

@screemname: So? That just means either they are math-handicapped and didn't know that they can get a Tahoe for thousands less, or they saw cash on the hood at the dealer and went for what they thought was a better deal. GMT820 trucks are extremely easy to get into and out of for people who need mobility devices.

@MushyHeirloom: You mean, right after the SUV driver hit him? That would be hardcore!

@BMRFILE: Computer experts confirm you should always back up...

@dmarcus48: I wouldn't have any problem issuing you a permit if I had that responsibility.

@FordTuffMcgruff: I can't lie. So would I.

@balthisar: I agree with your point on taking the first available non-handicapped spot, but I believe in handicapped spots for those who need them (in other words, people who require assistance for mobility) for the following very big reason:

@cgraham: I consider you a mensch for your compassion, and I salute you.

@87CapriceEstate: Not at all, unless they're not. Then it's filing a false complaint, which is usually illegal. theart was saying you won't draw a felony charge for reporting illegal parking.

@$kaycog*5000*: Every Kiss begins with a front bumper.

@grubish1: Interesting pick. I'm thinking Hummer H2, Short Bus Yellow, with the extra chrome package, 14" lift kit, spinners, and illegal tint.

@Elhigh: Your uncles sound like great guys. :)

@Powerlurker: And "actual malice," if I recall correctly—and please bear in mind, IANAL—is usually held to mean "with specific intent to cause harm." In other words, unless T&J Towing can specifically prove that Kurtz mean to use false statements to harm T&J Towing's business, the suit would fail. However, if his…

@AmphetamineCrown: Well, now you're starting to make sense. Given that you're going to discuss what you're going to discuss—and yes, I realize that yours was only the first response to the post that actually deviated from the article—here's my response.