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Fuck you AV Club 30 Rock Reviews. Fuck you Erik Adams and your insightful meta-crack commentary. You've got me so hooked on this show again that, for the first time since it aired, I actually watched the entire final season of this show tonight. I had forgotten how utterly and completely pitch-perfect that entire last

Just to add: My pet theory is that Jack died from that heart attack at the end of S1 and the rest of the series is Kenneth the angel guiding him through purgatory to the afterlife, and everything from S2-S7 is that cartoonish journey through a memory of a life he never actually had.

Agreed. But, it's one of those things they don't really address, but is like when Liz hangs the lantern on the fact that in S1 'Jack-Tor' he has stage-fright, but then later they reveal Jack and Nancy Donavun were in a stage play together in school. Also, most of the time when Jack talked about his childhood it was

You should never be allowed to pass your genetics on.

When normal God-loving, Murica-fearin' anglo-saxon farm boy William "Whitey" Whyteson was attacked by Barrack Obama becoming President, he was given the gift of superhuman racism. Now, when faced with a crisis on any level in his life, he only needs to accusingly utter the trigger words "Thanks Obama!" and in a magic

"So, you know how a Chameleon learned to camouflage itself due to evolution learned from predators trying to kill and eat it? Well, I alter reality on the conceptual level…" - Scarlet Witch, whose ancestors were perpetually attacked by philosophers.

Or House Party 2 !!

"Avoid Gigli !!"…..is what I'd yell….

He wasn't blasted! The White Man's been poisoning his chicken mcnuggets! Beware The Black Crusaders!!

It's a schooner, Earl!

No mention of the fact that Tracy and Kenneth harmonize at the
beginning of the episode and then harmonize OVER the end of the episode
and into the credits? It's those kind of touches that makes the show.
Fuck your "deep insight" into the "meaningful plot" of bosses and
whatnot. The Jenna-"Thank You" after Chris

I loved watching Tucker try not to laugh. His smirk with "First, I was great in that Arliss" is awesome.

You know, for someone whose super, super hot, you're really cranky!

"Anyway given my lukewarm perspective on Iron Man I
pretty much checked out the Marvel franchise at the front door"

But the farting can be had for either. Advantage everyone.

"I feel like you think Greg Lantern isn't like the source material
because you didn't like it, rather than anything more concrete, frankly."

I don't remember Greg Lantern. Is he a brother of superhero? ;)

Blah, blah, blah. Whatever kid. If you can't grasp a coherent conversation with plain English, I have no time to hold your hand and explain it. Good luck with your obvious insecurities.

Ha! That's a deal, man. :)

Yep. DC/WB had a thirty-year head-start on Marvel in making blockbuster superhero movies, with a catalog that ranged around 550 characters from over 50 years of publication.