Time to invest in Pledge!

Sammich robots are coming to subway!

I thought soylent green was people!

Pfft! Your preaching to the choir brother.

But that’s the only way I can get other people to eat my boogies.

That’s his resting Cheetolini face.

Who does he think he is Prince Fontleroy? I know!

It’s from his personal tractor collection.

Cheese!

He allegedly found it mixed in with some vending machine change, police captured him while he was trying to shove it in his pocket.

They obviously learned this behavior from watching World War Z.

Project Baywatch is working. Pamela Anderson’s nipples and vegan food are being used to lure him to the United States for prosecution.

Trump has been diagnosed as a giant orange asshole by most of the planet.

The Kremlin needs more precise data to ensure Trump wins the popular vote this time around.

I just sent my information directly to Vladimir Putin to cut out the red tape.

The republicans just want as many things passed and dismantled as possible before he is removed or expires from his healthy lifestyle.

Ignorance is strength.

FAKE NEWS.

It’s obvious he was shot for dabbing.