Steak?

He created a time machine too.

Veal kids?

I just tell my passengers I’m massaging the tires.

His nose looks kinda funny other than that…

You tell the kids its fun then leave. It’s the Chucky Cheese Child-Be-Gone. He’s fifteen years old and still falling.

He’s only 13 years old he has progeria. I’m not sure why his eyes sweat so much, maybe Ben Carson could install small rain gutters.

Just crop dust them and blame Obama.

Wee Dong Trump needed to show off his yuge missile.

Showing off your military in that way is extremely third world dictator and the world knows it. If you have to bluster you probably aren’t that tough. Plus it’s sooooo cheesy.

Seriously, they didn’t even match the skin tone on the photoshopped image. Lame.

It’s the “Expendedables” they have an interview with Trump and they’re looking for a landing site.

It’s DRIVING everyone crazy that he’s not paying taxes.

When their eyes turn brown they are full and ready to be emptied.

SLAP FIGHT!

Muria’s bigliest and not so brightest.

Found her!

Some have grown stronger.