What’s actually disconcerting is you using of the term “fag” without batting an eye.

I’ve dated short, tall, thin and husky. At the end of the day its how they work horizontal.

How Mark Wahlberg got anywhere in life higher than a Masshole who hawks tickets outside Justin Bieber concerts is beyond me...

The last thing I want to do after sex is eat. What goes best after sex? A shower.

The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

Go away, Paul Hollywood, you’re dead to me.

I’d ask if people really are that stupid, but I live in a country where ~62 million people voted for a carnival barker reality TV show host for president and dillweeds like Louie Gohmert keeps getting elected to Congress.

Is that Sebastian Stan with facial hair, because I was just lukewarm before.

Trump, a man who dodged and cheated his way out of serving, has decided that Trans people who want to serve in the Forces aren’t worthy of doing so. Couldn’t make it up.

if the trailer was uncomfortably loud for you, I’d rec bringing a set of earplugs to muffle the sound just in case. If you don ‘t end up needing them, it’ll be no skin off your nose, but if you do need them it’ll make those 107 a lot easier to get through. There’s so little dialogue in the movie that you don’t have…

I would definitely advice waiting until it comes out on DVD/streaming then. There is literally not a single moment in the entire film where Zimmer’s score isn’t blaring. It starts up as soon as the movie begins and never relents.

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

I worked at Barnes & Noble in high school - all expired editions of Playgirl, Playboy, High Times, Groove, NME, etc made their way to me in short order.

Everyone knew you were doing this, btw - former bookstore employee.

I openly want the very worst, most tragic events real life can offer to dodge Mitch McConnell to his grave.

It’s the GOP version of social Darwinism: survival of the wealthiest.

People playing at being poor makes me crazy. It’s why I detest On The Road so much. If I wanted to listen to a bunch of middle-class white dudes wax poetic about issues that don’t effect them I would join the Republican party.

I imagine maybe doing a quick rotation? Suck, pull off, slap and then go back to suck all within a couple seconds? Sounds like a lot of work though... Oh wait! Just do it while in the 69 position. That should make it easier to do both at the same time.

I seriously considered leaving the country today. I’m really down.

Sometimes.... I kinda wish the world got nuked... Just like, meh, nukes. Ya know?