Now is a good time to go up to that friend of yours who insisted Hillary was a neoliberal warmonger and there was no difference between her and a Republican and voted for Jill Stein or didn’t vote — you know the guy, white twenty-something with the goatee who thinks you’ll go out with him if he drops band names you’ve…

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Yeah the song is great, but I still like Tom Holland’s performance better

• Report: the Democratic party remains very stupid. [The Hill]

“Ivanka Trump’s luxury diamond buzzsaw blades. Cuts through wood like it’s America’s social safety net!”

Whatever tiny shred of hope I had in American democracy is gone now. There are no longer any standards. It’s just whether the candidate has a D or an R next to their name. Why bother voting anymore? What a joke.

I absolutely knew that this shitbag assaulting a reporter wouldn’t hurt his chances in the election; if anything, it would make him more popular.

The Rita Ora of Trumps.

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

Well, at least they’ve made something worse than Big Bang Theory finally.

Dead to me. She knows what she did.

I’m sure walking around with shit all up and down the back of your legs is quite convenient!

I’m sure walking around with shit all up and down the back of your legs is quite convenient!

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

Yeah but when the rich get their tax cuts, they’re going to turn right around and invest that back into the economy by creating jobs for small businesses in a perfect trickle down effect, just like Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI did for France in the 1700's!

I’m under-endowed and have a disproportionately huge ass. Could that be considered a biological correlation?

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

ME TOO. I love that other people think this way too!!

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins: