Remember when sex was an act of intimacy? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I hope Trump and everyone protecting him dies a slow miserable painful death of the worst kind. Saying this as someone who has watched half the people I love the most die the same way in the past decade. I truly, honestly, wish that hardship and pain on these people and those they “love”/”love” them.

Serious question, what has MCain done in his career that merits the level of adoration that he is receiving now? I took a quick look over his history and other than attempts to negotiate with a few Muslim extremist groups (which arguably he helped exacerbate since he was heavily in favor of going to war with Iraq),…

No worries, you probably fell asleep before she described Trump’s rosbud in all its nasty splendor.

It takes some people time to truly believe...

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Todays youth looove their parents - no joke, I’m 16 and 18 years old than my early 20's sisters and they considered our mom one of their BFF’s. Twenty plus years ago I couldn’t wait to get the fuck outta her house! Shes basically the same women and yes I’m a little more jaded and mean than my sisters, but youth…

Roy Moore circa 1970/80's

I reject his underlying assumption that he’s relevant enough for anyone to care about this.

Idiots. Idiots watch this show.

real talk: WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS SHOW??

John Kelly would have been “a kid growing up” in the 50s and 60s. I know the old folks all tend to be a little selective in recalling the good ol’ days, but holy fucking mother of fuck, people. If a man of his supposed intelligence really believes the 19fucking50s were the glory days for women being “looked upon with…

What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

“Rep. Steve Scalise, who was nearly killed in a horrific shooting at a congressional baseball practice in June, has somehow found that being shot in the hip with a semi-automatic rifle “fortified” his views on the Second Amendment—and after at least 59 people were killed and over 500 injured by a semi-automatic rifle…

I believe in Kap’s protest, and wish more players and NFL fans would embrace it. That flag doesn’t protect or represent me, and it has been actively used to denigrate myself and countless others.

I don’t think it’s her little bit of English that got her where she is. Her being able to suck a golf ball through 50 feet of hose helped more.

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

You forgot the gif.