I can see the next Hollywood blockbuster in my mind already. Ancient soldiers that are lovers that die in battle together and their soldier friends bury them like this out of respect for their undeniable love. Insert sexy brokeback mountain scenes and scenes of repression and sad childhood memories at will. 

Remember when sex was an act of intimacy? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Donald Trump uses his connections with the National Enquirer to blackmail the owner of a Newspaper he hates: Trump Derangement Syndrome

Hillary Clinton runs an international pedophile ring out of the basement of a pizza shop and assassinates her enemies: Totally reasonable, no sign of derangement here!

I hope Trump and everyone protecting him dies a slow miserable painful death of the worst kind. Saying this as someone who has watched half the people I love the most die the same way in the past decade. I truly, honestly, wish that hardship and pain on these people and those they “love”/”love” them.

white people won’t be happy until all media is just grey lumps of clay with their five pre-approved “non-offensive” words.

Maybe The Simpsons should just play it safe and get rid of ALL their characters who are stereotypes, regardless if they actually have development or not.

Serious question, what has MCain done in his career that merits the level of adoration that he is receiving now? I took a quick look over his history and other than attempts to negotiate with a few Muslim extremist groups (which arguably he helped exacerbate since he was heavily in favor of going to war with Iraq),…

Homeland Security agents are attempting to figure out how many people were unknowingly filmed.

It’s awful, really. So many About Me sections claim to “love adventure”, but unmatch me when I invite them on a quest to clear goblins from the nearby dungeon.

won’t somebody think of the hhhwwwhhhooorreeesss?!?!?!?

Or that idiot legislators keep insisting they have money in place to fund the retirement benefits for the next 50 years.

why did i read this. I need to make better life decisions 

No worries, you probably fell asleep before she described Trump’s rosbud in all its nasty splendor.

“Plant your seed in your good ladywife in the missionary position in the dark. After two minutes of procreation, retire to your separate bedrooms, fall to your knees, pray to God Almighty, and cry yourself to sleep.”

I suspect you jest but such people really exist, I’m one of them. When I realized that despite the efforts of my friends, me and alcohol that I don’t stand a chance at hooking up or even landing a date the traditional ways. I began to post in craigslist personals. Found it much easier to open up via email/texting and…

Doctors Are Protesting Medicare Change That Would Limit How Many Clients They Can Rake In Money From Due To Decreased Pill Pushing Options

It takes some people time to truly believe...

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Wow, that LDR cover art is amazing, it looks like it is literally from like 1975 (although the flowers in her hair makes the photo itself seem somewhat older).