That’s from Titanic: The Micheal Bay Cut?

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

About a month ago, Amazon launched a new shock and water-resistant AmazonBasics Bluetooth speaker, and now you can get it for an all-time low $28.

About a month ago, Amazon launched a new shock and water-resistant AmazonBasics Bluetooth speaker, and now you can…

Oh good the old bait and switch.

I’ve lost my mind at this point. I genuinely hope some of these people are assassinated. I hate myself for feeling this way. It is not a choice.

She’s in in one of my son’s favorite movies, Paddington. When she’s on screen, which is often, he holds his hand up to cover her face. I asked him why he does that and he said her face looks like it hurts.

“Mormon” reminds me of the 2012 Election and Mitt Romney who the Religious Right (remember them?) seemed to accept even though I thought many of them must have thought his religion was heresy. To tell the truth, I would much, much, much rather have him get inaugurated next month.

You say that now, but wait until the Mormon Tabernacle Choir releases their next album.

My only respite when I heard Melania was staying in NY was that Donald Trump would only get to sadly masturbate in the Lincoln Bedroom and Lincoln’s ghost wouldn’t need to finally ascend to heaven (rather than stay there and see Trump’s old fleshy pink naked body on top of a lifeless dead-eyed russian model) , but now…

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

I wonder if some of these pastors are aware that Jesus was a middle-eastern Jew and not northern European?

This is going to be like a black tie juggalo gathering

The ornaments were made in China, I guarantee it.

Basically. With everything that is happening this year (and before!) I am a strong believer that there is no such thing as a “good” republican. Like I know people who say they vote republican for fiscal reasons (a whole can of worms in and of itself which I always sideyed but that is for another post!) but were…

When Michelle Obama spoke of the absence of hope she spoke the truth. I am aware of my privilege, enough to know that what the loss of hope means to me is mostly symbolic (or second hand). But to the residents of Flint, to the Native Americans in Dakota, to so many others this dearth of humanity, of compassion will…

Well at least we know what the next season of AHS is:

And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream

Watch the attempt of these people to be relevant is one of the most embarrassing things we, as humanity, have to go through.

I just ran into an elderly woman at the post office that I opened the door for and she said to me “Merry Christmas. I can say that now because Donald says it’s okay.” I turned around and sweetly told her that nobody was ever stopping her from saying it. She mumbled something then said they’d have to shoot her to keep…