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Surfed over to the actual Cabinet to find a quirky position, or perhaps a title that would give itself to a pun. And found myself almost in tears reading the names of the current Cabinet members. Ernest Moniz; Julián Castro; Gina McCarthy. People who had résumés that spanned decades and work that actually bestowed

Many vestigial parts of the wedding industry hate millennials.

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

I honestly respect Republicans who took the stand that Trump was fucking awful and couldn’t endorse him. John Kasich is a lot of awful things, but at least he didn’t endorse Trump like that craven weasel Ted Cruz.

I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.

The third party candidates had the same statistics the rest of us did, hell even Gary Johnson’s VP was stumping for Hillary towards the end. With HRC in office, we’d still have almost half the nation completely disaffected and angry, but we wouldn’t also be staring down the barrel of a worldwide economic collapse.

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

I guess she could see into the future and didn’t want to be associated with a magazine that would put Kim Kardashian on the cover.

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

well, clearly trump winning this election was like a dog chasing a car - neither has any idea what to do with it now that they’ve caught it.

I’ve been wondering lately if maybe one way out of the shithole the Democrats are in right now would be to finally start taking action to capture government at the local level. Republicans control two thirds of the state legislatures, I don’t know how many governorships, and shitloads of other local stuff. Once there,

That top picture makes me really hungry for pizza.

Awesome...she’s the Meg Griffin of the Trumps

Iowa is just going to continue being Iowa.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

My friend has been obsessed with this old Sylvia Brown (Yes she was a garbage person, but bear with me people) prediction she made where “the president would die of a heart attack, and the Vice President die in office as well” so...

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.