his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

This is the section of the song that killed me:

Last night on SNL Kate made me cry

I was in awe of McKinnon’s performance. When I thought she couldn’t be more talented, she goes and pulls this one off. <3

Same.every Trump supportingmember of my family is getting a membership to the NAACP this holiday season. And Im answering every hateful post they make on sociel media. No more unfollow/unfrinding for me. Time to educate

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Looking for deals on citizenship in non-US countries, is this the right thread?

Looking for deals on citizenship in non-US countries, is this the right thread?

I am just going to keep copy/pasting these numbers . . . .

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.

Umbra’s Twilight Rod takes your curtains from the windows to the wall

Umbra’s Twilight Rod takes your curtains from the windows to the wall

Use it to rim a margarita, paloma, Bloody Mary, or michelada. Sprinkle it on watermelon, pineapple, apples, jicama, or cucumber. Lick a cherry lollipop, dip it in, and enjoy the sweet/tangy/spicy flavor explosion.

You mean

Probably great for cocktails.

There’s a spice that they carry at Aldi - Tanjin - which I got because it looked interesting, but the label says that it’s great on fruit. It’s kind of a cumin/chile/salt/lime blend. I did shake some on an apple, and thought it was interesting, but its hella good as a rub for pork.

i like beyonce (have forever, saw destiny’s child in concert three times as a kid) but is anyone else totally exhausted by stan culture? the internet acting like she is the greatest thing in the history of the world and completely above reproach tires me out(the amount of ‘woke’ people i saw defending her for that…

I feel like 2016 is America’s punishment for the myriad of bad things we’ve done in the past. We have been smited.

I can imagine his Christmas cards this year:

Funny, the question I ask myself every night is “Why am I not sleeping with Idris Elba? WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY???”