He’s really not in a position to be choosey.

I was just thinking about how that probably crossed her mind and she said “NOT IN MY LIFETIME, BITCHES!” and promptly died.

I understand not always aligning with feminist but this lady wasn’t just anti feminist she was anti women. She must have some serious self hate all those years she wasn't born with testicles.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

No one needs any Jenners, anywhere, ever

They must’ve felt so out of place at the VMA. What with having actual talent and all.

strong contender for Burn Of the Year:

LOLZ at Karmin trying to pretend like they just forgot when really no one invited them because they're terrible.

“Happy Holidays motherfuckers”

Fucking rags. It’s a testament to his greatness that he became such a star despite Mexico’s homophobia.

I have, too!!! Yesterday I took a tequila shot and blasted his music. My non-Mexican husband kept asking me if I was okay. I have tickets for his Sept 18 Dallas concert; I was taking my parents and I was really excited to see him with them. He’s been a big part of our family.

I literally cried. Yesterday. I cried this morning. This is the first time I’ve cried over the death of a celebrity. I wanted to take off running yesterday when I heard :(

Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain…

This doesn't feel very much like celebrity gossip, but whatever. Colin is awesome. Good on him.

Amy Schumer is rapidly becoming completely insufferable.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with some people? Sometimes I really lose faith in the human race and start thinking that a meteor really might be the best solution.

And then they set the house on fire?

A thousand bucks says they were robbed while trying to buy blow.

Moto X is $349

Moto X is $349

Hung out with Lochte in DC a few years ago and he really is the epitome of just shut up and look good. Amazing athlete obvi, but he should not talk. Or write. I still would but there would have to be a do not talk order.