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Okay, so lack of access to prenatal care means less health care for both mothers and babies. Which means that preventable health issues are not prevented and non-preventable issues are not managed to make them, you know, less deadly.

I like to say “good job” or “good game” with a slap on the ass.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Given that no one would buy any, would not be an efficient use of our workday.

Given that no one would buy any, would not be an efficient use of our workday.

Just color correct it on post and call it a day.

Yep. As George Carlin once said, pre-born, you’re fine; pre-school, you’re fucked.

He is pretty adorable.

Yeeeeees! The best Shakira.

Given that Tom Perez is under investigation, and my personal choice, Julian Castro, was recently accused of violating the Hatch Act, who did that leave her with? Elizabeth Warren? We need her in the Senate, and even if we didn’t, her replacement would be chosen by a Republican. Ditto Corey Booker.

Why does Miles Teller bother me so much? I hate his character in every movie I’ve seen him in, and whenever I see his name I want to punch his smug face. Is he a garbage person? Or is my loathing irrational? Is it both? It can be both.

Me, re: Tay/Ye/Kim/everyone fooferaw:

Exactly. She’s petty, disgusting, and a total fucking hypocrite.

Khloe is definitely a disgusting piece of shit for this. Like fuck her. and good for Chloe for not backing down. Khloe girl, go do something productive with your time.

I just cannot fathom all the haters who insist Wiig isn’t funny. The woman is a treasure.

Nooooooooooooo oh god, please no! No!

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

There’s a possibility that Matt and Kim’s voices could kill mosquitos.

oh my god. I had no idea how badly I needed that.