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I don’t think he’s ugly by any stretch, just doesn’t do anything for me. Crotch Crickets.

Is money really enough to keep you faithful though? He’s as ugly as sin.

No, it’s not a prop from 50 Shades of Grey; it’s an outdoor hammock chair, and it can be yours for $30.

No, it’s not a prop from 50 Shades of Grey; it’s an outdoor hammock chair, and it can be yours for $30.

Ive had doner kebab in Madrid and I can only imagine what it must be like in Berlin.

I shall not believe this! Satan I rebuke thee in the name of Jon Snow.

I understand.

TBH it’s more attractive than this sweater.

Anne Colter can fuck off with that nonsense, it’s never going to be funny coming from her.

My relationship with a man 13 years older than me failed because he wasn’t into Reality TV and “doesn’t understand twitter.”

Is someone a dlisted reader ;)??

Majority rules, bitch!

I once went to the doctor utterly convinced I had contracted genital herpes. These red itchy bumps showed up like clockwork, every month. I was both mortified and terrified. I sat in that paper gown and showed him (and, because I was in the military at the time, a female nurse was also present) my crotch. The doctor

ohhhh god.

I feel like I can’t compete with the writer’s story, but for me it was a period/virus combo. I had clots the size of guinea pigs dropping out of my vagina as I sat shaking on the toilet shitting my brains out while throwing up into a trashcan.

Imagine him getting really excited and spraying tonsilloths into your mouth.

It’s not actually part of the movie, sadly. Just promo stuff. The film is pretty enjoyable, though, and this comes from someone is not a fan of Deadpool comics.

After the piece about Khloe/Kendall/Kylie putting on prosthetics to look “normal” as a hilarious prank, I am filled with a rage that I’ve never had towards them.

If he’s the one who’s speechless, he’s using it wrong.