This is why I eat burritos. Burritos have never done me wrong.
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Same, except in her dishonor. [Silence = Death]
Go to a funeral and listen to 3 hours of right wing douchebags rattle on about how lucky Nancy was to sex up the messiah for 40 years or keep forwarding notes to your staff from bleak-eyed Austinites begging the President to let the city secede from Texas.
Reagan left us an enduring legacy of shit and his wife is no better.
And here you were thinking SXSW was dead just because you heard Taco Bell was selling Soylent-flavored Chalupas…
I'm gonna say that elephant is just making sure Donald Trump Jr hasn't severed his tail...
It’s ok, I’m using my fine art degree to dry my tears :(
My daughter sold GS cookies as a Daisy in kindergarten. She LOVED it! She gained so many skills. She learned how to not be shy when making her sales pitch, to shake hands, to say thanks for the sale, to promote extra sales (“If you buy five boxes you get your name in a drawing for a year’s worth of free cookies”). She…
Well, the point of cookie sales breaks down like this (I was a top cookie seller back in the day):
I actually prefer to the Keebler Grasshopper cookies to Thin Mints. But, I buy the cookies because it is a way to give money to a cause I believe in while getting cookies in return. Even if only part of it stays with my local Girl Scouts, helping the organization as a whole is also a good thing.
I see dark green and beige
Gigi’s boobs are actually more boring than Gigi herself.
About half the time I agree with Chrissy about whatever sort of trouble she stirs up* but it’s kind of tiresome that intentionally being controversial on Twitter is basically her job and her way of staying publicly relevant and she acts like it’s so exhausting every time it happens. It’s not an accident that this…
The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.
How is this putting us in an awkward position. I'm truly sorry he went through such a horrific ordeal, but he's still an idiot for pressing for this nonsense line of reasoning. Is he advocating that teachers now need to be in the position of making life or death decisions in an already high pressure situation.…
I’m an armpit gal, and I always have been. I’ve been weirding out boyfriends with my armpit sniffing for years. It’s especially good if they’ve been working in the sun all day, or haven’t showered in a while. Smelly, hairy, manly armpits are literally like sex drugs to me; they not only make me horny, they make me…
Gender is a social construct. I don’t have to be any more damn “feminine” than you do.
The international version is more sensitive to climate change. The US version loves the NRA.
The international version is more sensitive to climate change. The US version loves the NRA.
I don't walk, I skip. ;-)