Some old dude friend of my husband’s grandparents filmed our wedding with a VHSC camcorder. Our “wedding video” is an hour long, shaky one shot of the guy’s crotch.

B-b-b-b-but black shows ‘love stains.’

I mean, Morrissey is a whiny little ass, BUT, Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith are insufferable. So he has a point... this time.

Counter-point: Tammy

That’s the cast of Archer! You’re wasting time asking about Arrested Development?

I think you should follow your heart and try women. And I’m not just saying that because that would leave more men for me.

CURSE YOU

As someone who sometimes puts his dick in other guys’ butts, I disagree.

PLEASE tell me there’s somebody else out there who doesn’t see the appeal of Taylor Kitsch. He’s blaaaaaaaaaaand. And not bland in a good way like white rice with butter and salt, bland in a bad way like listening to Coldplay on a road trip to Cleveland.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

HOLY CRAP

Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people:

No one would ever buy the flirtation/sexin’ between a beautiful, clever Bond girl and some red headed soulless demon

OOooohhh Yooouuu! for shame! Love, love, loved it (kissing your cheek - face cheek).

Thanks. I finally googled him. Good god, what a travesty.

Clicking on Apps pulls up something different, I think its a bad link

Clicking on Apps pulls up something different, I think its a bad link

This is my new favorite gif.

nonononononononono

Once when I was four, I tried to run away, but I wanted to leave a note explaining things to dear old Mom and Dad. The problem was that I couldn’t spell many words so I had to ask my mom. I made it to “I am run” before I broke down in tears and my blessed mother had to hug me and gently take away my suitcase. Later,…