I’m not sure why some feminists feel the need to mock domestic things like ironing, cooking, baking, etc. I understand that these are not things that women should feel obligated to do in the home simply because they are women, but fuck it. I like baking. I’m making two types of bread today. Dill and garlic. Sun-dried…
ozz
ozzalicious
Santa Clause isn't real either. Let's get this all out, like ripping offa band-aid!
Was it when the friends came on saying “we love you!”? That’s when I had to call it quits, or die of second hand embarrassment.
“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
My husband hates my mermaid hair because it sheds like nobody’s business. I tell him he has to deal with it because my gorgeous hair isn’t going anywhere.
Kate Beaton perfectly explains why I just got my shoulder-length hair cut short again:
Guys should use this technique.
I use Windsor and Newton tube watercolor. I’m not too picky about the grade of the paint. I like painting still lifes. Lately, I’ve been doing paintings of food. And I also did a painting for a coworker whose dad just had a devastating stroke.
My excuse is I hate spending money on anyone but myself, I don’t like spending time with anyone but myself. I’m in the best relationship ever... With myself.
HOME DEPOT TO ALASKA: DROP DEAD.
HOME DEPOT TO ALASKA: DROP DEAD.
Isn’t Remington a gun manufacturer? One of the companies which runs the leadership of the NRA, which bribes politicians to oppose sensible gun laws which even the vast majority of the membership of the NRA agree with? Through such wicked cancerous gangrenous corruption, Remington has more blood on its hands than most.…
Isn’t Remington a gun manufacturer? One of the companies which runs the leadership of the NRA, which bribes…
LOLOLOL Lorde and Taylor
The failed cat assassin sorta looks like the Green Bay packer quarter back
The real question is, why does Madame Tussauds have 5 wax Jimmy Fallons?
