HEAD FOR THE EXIT!

@Hiroine Protagonist: Because Charlie Sheen didn't beat up Rihanna.

Bionic Commando: ReARMed... I just now got that....

@wild_world_girl: Totally understand that its one of those things we can't talk about and he shouldn't either.

@wild_world_girl: Well look. I used to think he was just a an old man clinging to that which he was once popular for, trying to stay relevant in a world where professional critics are increasingly irrelevant.

@wild_world_girl: Of course you would have to understand that he likely gets mail regarding the topic weekly. You know how people are on the internet, even if the topic is a year old they still write the editor. Perhaps he needed to clarify his point made in the first article so that he could stop answering the…

Thats-a Big-a Twinkie!

@Gemini-Phoenix: stop trying to make fetch happen Gemini...

I'd say you nailed old Tucker right on the money... GENIUS!!

Koticku employees should have seen this coming, as their first job was to unload a rental truck of computers...

@PanicDriver: Nobody is hired. All fired and replaced by robots.

@geiko: Alright alright... Metroid out, Tetris in its place. GTA III at ten.

@Squirrelbot3000: Dora of WARa

Here's a impromptu poll for Kotaku readers:

@Prodigal-E: Cool story bro...

@GriefTroll Bangai-O: I agree...

I'm down for a little spy party...

@SlimLightning: I can dig-it

It was all good until Sandwich Incompatibility....

@Blore07: Disco Dante...