Just another day in the USSA

-My father has dementia Larry.

Pokemon GO got me /fit/ (went from leaving my house once a month to walking 50 miles in a week) but then I figured out how to cheat using a gps spoofer and bluestacks so

The article says threat of lawsuit.

I think Melania is getting it worse than her original contract stipulated though tbh. “Nobody said this shit about being president. I married an overweight reality TV star who eats garbage for every meal. This was supposed to be a 4 year gig and then I could buy my brother Sergei out of the Gulag”

That would mean you believe that their employer intrinsically has ownership to their bodies and artistic talents upon signing a contract with said employer. Indentured servitude mate.

Oi this is the shit republicans use for that cake argument: “A jew shouldn’t be forced to design posters for neo-nazi groups” but at the end of the day you’re saying “Jew:neo-nazi” as “Christian:two gay people in love”.

That’s oversimplification. Trump isn’t just “a person they hate” and there are far deeper sociopolitical implications behind performing or choosing to break contract.

Well Melania has to do it 365 days a year

I’m disappointed in that Obama hasn’t sent him to a black site. If there was ever a time I wanted the republican propaganda that Obama is a ruthless drone-happy dictator superspy to be true, it’s now.

Did Donald Trump spend the 80s in a coke-induced fugue?

Although I like that the entertainment world isn’t refusing because of promised boycotts, but because they’re fucking smart enough to realize what associating with such a person represents.

My only respite when I heard Melania was staying in NY was that Donald Trump would only get to sadly masturbate in the Lincoln Bedroom and Lincoln’s ghost wouldn’t need to finally ascend to heaven (rather than stay there and see Trump’s old fleshy pink naked body on top of a lifeless dead-eyed russian model) , but now…

Nobody wants to be the next Volkswagen

Why is he still talking about Hillary? Why is nobody calling out the fact that he’s still scapegoating the woman to keep his ravenous base from eating each other (they’re finding out that they’ll no longer get SS, medicaid/medicare, a minimum wage, and PP care)?

The world will be drowning in nuclear fire and you’ll go to weather.com and complain about the number of politically-motivated “radstorm” forecasts; all while your skin is slowly peeling off due to radiation and your fingers are melting into the plastic casings of your keyboard..

Drinkable water like the kind that republican legislators won’t provide Flint with?

Want a safe space?

b informs a stoooooooooooooooooooopid.

20.5 mill? Donald Trump only has 17.7 million. Do you think we could stop this all if we just gave him the twitter account with the most followers (Katy Perry’s)? Because I’m starting to think he only became president-elect because the reality tv personality/racist conspiracy theorist gig wasn’t getting him enough…