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Jeffery Ozmataz
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Where’s the fake fox news crew and their bullshit about “An indictment is coming” reporting now?

Trump can unilaterally do just that. He can overturn any an all executive orders issued by Obama.

Honestly. I really want to see Obama pound his fist at least once. I’ve never seen the man get angry.

I watched the press conference in it’s entirety and tried imagining Donald Trump’s response to these pressers, then I realized the only pressers in Donald’s press conferences will be from Breitbart, the Crusader, Stormfront, and Russia Today.

His one positive contribution is the typing meme where we end paragraphs with “Sad”. Sad.

I don’t get these people. They could easily find these things out if they got off their fat asses and went to Newtown, Connecticut and requested police/coroner records through the FoIA. Why do they just sit at home inhaling their own gases and making memepics?

I can never take these Star Wars reviews seriously unless I know the reviewers opinions on The Force Awakens.

Everybody has sucked the saudis dicks.

How is it a conflict of interest to get charitable donations? Maybe if she got them after she was elected. But yeah... that’s not a conflict of interest. That’s people donating $$$ because they think it’ll curry favor with a large political entity, but it very rarely works against the best interests of the country

And we also kill people with drones. Wanna let foreign countries fly drones in our skies?

Yeah that world begins January 20th idiot. Republicans don’t give a shit about precedent. Obama tried to reach across the aisle and they spat in his face by betraying the country to foreign rule just so they could have the power to perpetuate their trickle-down theocracy.

Fashion in the Bronze age was cool. The shame accompanying religion really set everything back

What happened to the women suing Trump?

I was around when it first started on 4chan and it was quite a bit more innocent. It referred to the characteristics of the person they hire to play the “cuckold” actor in porn flicks (who usually isn’t a porn actor). The dopey dude with an incredibly disproportionate level of attractiveness to his pornstar wife

I was just saying that Roger Ailes is fucking ugly. And the name “Jeffery Ozmataz” is a reference to a Key and Peele skit and has nothing to do with my gender.

Bannon is a Russian sleeper agent. His real name is Boris and he was flown in from a log cabin in Siberia where he spent his days killing animals and drowning in vodka.

How about having Christmas in July to teach them about commercialism. I force my relatives to have a “Winter Solstice feast” around December 15th-21st instead of Thanksgiving (because it celebrates genocide + commercialism) and they all hate me for it!

My main hope with these projects is that they don’t overly sensationalize or make “sexy” the topic at hand

How about because they don’t realize that their party is the one doing away with all the safety nets that they just love to death.

Republicans treat political parties like sports teams. They won’t support their favorite player if he gets traded to an opposing team.