President’s hair must go gray because of all the extra time they have to have fun. After all “time flies when you’re having fun”.

Just by the president saying “tighten security“ would’ve changed the outcome. If they still went ahead with the plan both the populace and the airports would be at a higher level of awareness. High enough to catch the obvious signs that it was going to happen. Worst case scenario we end up with the other 2 planes…

Actionable information: send an alert telling airports to tighten security.

Gonna be hard seeing that welcome mat what with all that snow from nuclear winter.

Now I do...

dood I remember how excited I was when Obama came on during Jon Stewart’s tenure in 2008. It was like a huge thing back then. Now it just seems natural.

Reminder that Bush was too busy with his vacation to read over the report informing him that 9/11 was going to happen.

Russia and testicles.

She should personally sit down and talk with each republican elector (wearing a flak vest of course) and debunk all fake news until they can finally crawl out from under the blanket of KGB mind control.

I wanted her to become a new woodland cryptid tbh

The roots of the fascism of the 21st century lie in reality tv

Gonna have a lot to talk about with Bannon, Trump, and Duterte huh?

“I’m doing you a FAVOR; you’ll get so much business because of me.”

The real “cool pope” would be like “this religion is bullshit and you’re all dumb fucks” as soon as he gets his hat thingy.

Ivanka is being set up for 2020/2024

Reminder

Remember when he played “It’s the end of the world” as one of his walk-on songs?