I'm currently on the keto diet and have been since the start of the year. This is really interesting because I've actually been doing something similar without being prompted to do so by external sources: drink coffee and nothing but in the morning for breakfast, including in it heavy whipping cream and a tablespoon…

I thought porn gifs were banned here??

You could kill me. I don't find you terrifying.

Just my two cents but the only terrifying species out of a terror movie here is the one using nets to kill all life forms in a huge area by immobilizing and ripping them apart or drowning them in the case of species without gills.

Sigh. I know it probably isn't your intention, but calling sharks "terrifying" and "like something out of a horror movie" is exacerbating the plight sharks are suffering today. Almost every species is on the brink of extinction right now due to ignorance and fear.

WELL THANK GOD WE KILLED IT. CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE MYSTERY IN THE WORLD THAT WE CAN RATIONALLY DIGEST. THAT WOULD JUST DETRACT FROM OUR WHOLLY JUST AND UNDERSTANDABLE PLACE IN THE COSMIC ORDER OF THINGS.

I think you meant to say "Terrified Rare Shark Trapped in Fishing Net".

I really understand that a lot of shit goes on in a restaurant, but I draw the line when the shit actually goes on the restaurant.

if you cry when you lose, you're a sore loser. if you cry because you lose to girls, you're a sexist sore loser, and learning a lesson like this will only help you grow as a person.

ughhh taylor and harry being near each other is so stressful for me

*puts Necronomicon down* You can't prove ANYTHING!

I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.

Actually I am celiac and I have been to restaurants where they don't get the whole cross contamination thing. So if you are explaining it and it doesn't look like they are getting it, sometimes going 'i have a severe allergy' kicks them into high gear and my immune system won't destroy my intestines.

Celiac isn't a gluten allergy, though, and there are non-Celiacs who are allergic to gluten. There aren't a lot of them, and most people claiming to be allergic to gluten these days are completely full of shit, but they do exist. A better test is to see if someone understands that "gluten" and "wheat" are not…

My friend, who is legit Celiac, loves the "gluten-free" idiots. Why? It is because of them that the stores are now stocked with gluten-free aisles, and restaurants are now making special gluten-free dishes.

After spending a four-hour flight next to a Coca-Cola executive trying to brush up against my boobs every time he moved, I'm ok with this.

Gotta admire the log guy and the can of spray paint guy..ambitious!

I want this so bad right now. And glögg. So so so so much glögg. If you're interested in glögg make sure to use Akvavit (or vodka if you must) AND brandy in your recipe. You won't be disappointed.

Wake up, Fayetteville. 14,000 votes? You let just over 7000 people in a city of near 80,000 decide for the rest of y'all. If you find this appalling, do something about it. Duggar doesn't even live in your city, why does she get to run it?