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Bill Clinton has talked a lot of people into a lot of things.

I don’t believe them at all. They are just uncomfortable admitting the racism that attracts them and the sexism that repels them.

Yeah, this guy is the clear winner, not the human Guess Who? card.

Who knows what could happen at that last debate! I mean, Trump could say something completely and absolutely offensive, or maybe only something completely offensive! IT’S STILL IN THE AIR, PEOPLE!

I understand being undecided between voting for an independent candidate whose opinions align more with your own and one of the people who actually have a chance to win but you don’t agree with so much. I DO NOT EVEN KINDA GET not having a preference between Trump and Hillary at this point.

That’s what you get for eating people.

Trump’s speech writers....

You could also post a picture of monkeys throwing shit and label it “Trump’s speech writers”.

K....I....L....L....M.....E....E.....E....

I want enough warning to participate in the end of the world orgy.

So, it’s looking like if an extinction level asteroid hits it may be without warning... I don’t have a problem with that-

“Some critics contend that such “non-elective” surgeries are wasteful and dangerous.”

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

Dental hygiene is a situation wherein, when people do it correctly, it helps people out. But when people do it badly, it doesn’t lead to much improvement. But then someone (say, the Associated Press) reports that as

That’s no moon.

No we know what Bezos looks like under his human-suit, it’s time for Elon to reveal his true form.

What about one family being the sole surviving family of a natural disaster, and repopulating the earth with four males and four females, with one male/female pairing the biological parents of the other three males? It's an in-breeder's paradise.

You forgot walking on water, curing the sick, bringing some guy named Lazarus back from the dead and resurrection.

A million dollars for any verifiable proof of psychic powers is still unclaimed. Maybe it's time we put this to rest eh?