Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

That’s what’s terrifying/frustrating, it seems like they’re stacking the cabinet etc. to essentially remove checks & balances, so that when we cry “you can’t DO that, that’s illegal!” they’re just like, “so?”

And I need an investigation to see whether she’s sent any emails telling her staff to buy Ivanka’s tacky crap. Then we can go full circle on this shit.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

um.....Lock Her Up?

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.

Bill Clinton has talked a lot of people into a lot of things.

I don’t believe them at all. They are just uncomfortable admitting the racism that attracts them and the sexism that repels them.

Yeah, this guy is the clear winner, not the human Guess Who? card.

Who knows what could happen at that last debate! I mean, Trump could say something completely and absolutely offensive, or maybe only something completely offensive! IT’S STILL IN THE AIR, PEOPLE!

I understand being undecided between voting for an independent candidate whose opinions align more with your own and one of the people who actually have a chance to win but you don’t agree with so much. I DO NOT EVEN KINDA GET not having a preference between Trump and Hillary at this point.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

I tried them last week. They reminded me somewhat of fried mozzarella sticks. I didn’t really taste the “Cheetos” flavor much.

In short, they were OK, but more gimmicky than flavorful. Something to try once, but not to buy consistently.

perhaps the “thing they might have felt they missed” was the requirement for it to be a fun game to play...

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

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