The only tips that work (somewhat) are:

Oh. Oh no. These look great. I might have to give them another go.

I don’t really care much for Terry, but having him in Smash makes me happy. Is that weird?

Croissants beat me every time. Mine taste fine, but they look terrible, so I’ve convinced myself that it’s just more worth it to spend a euro for a butter croissant in the bakery downstairs.

I was prepared to let it slide and then they had to

I think it’s because you can kill 2 birds with one stone. Also psychic being strong against fighting is because brains over brawn, man.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hideo Kojima’s genius

I am so ready for Luigi’s Mansion 3

I hate you so much.

I... really don’t like where this trailer seems to be going

I... really don’t like where this trailer seems to be going

So many awesome baked recipes, so little time!

Killer Queen sounds amazing. I don’t live in the US, and have only seen it through video footage, but I might buy it on Christmas, when I’m back home, have free time with my friends and family, and (almost) unlimited supplies of alcohol.

I... still don’t know how the greys work. I’m ungreyed on AV Club and the Takeout but not here?

Nothing for me this week -and I’m extremely OK with it. I’ll be starting to clear my backlog (Guacamelee 2 and Void Bastards!) and... well.. maybe I’ll cave and buy Ori

I really need to get myself a stand mixer. This looks amazing.

I spent 60€ on it, played it (solo) for a few hours, and cannot for the life of me bear to spend any more time grinding and relying on the idiot A.I. to push through the levels. It’s so underwhelming, such a pity.

I love Jedi Outcast is hard, and bullsh*tty at times, but it is also so good. Even the lame parts (aka before you get the lightsaber) are good, almost allowing you to feel in the flesh what it feels for a superpowered being to go back to “normal” (blasters and puny thermal detonators). That’s some ludonarrative if…

Oh, I didn’t remember Jedi Outcast was out already on the switch.

If I ever, for some reason, wanted to smear tomatoes and cheese over Ritz crackers, I could do that in the comfort of my own home.