Erm. You forgot something.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Dear Bernice Eccothedolphin,

I've seen these before, they lift them completely off the tracks to pass people coming the other way. As for safety, I doubt its any worse than riding a moped in Cambodia, at least there are fewer potholes.

I bought this shirt. Nobody gets it but me.

Most amazing comment thread EVAR.

Ve are zorry you ordered a Mini with ze automatic, because ve don't think you deserve to drive zis car ve have omitted ze flappy-paddles. Please order a new mini with ze correct gearbox.

USA only :(

Agreed.

Just how 'inaudible' is a siren blaring at 100++ decibels? Enclosed streets (big time echo effect) plus bright flashing lights would make it noticeable to all but the stillest of human vegetables.