Erm. You forgot something.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I prefer my TDK A73; half the price, rechargeable battery, great sound and it has a sleek but retro vibe...

Dear Bernice Eccothedolphin,

I've seen these before, they lift them completely off the tracks to pass people coming the other way. As for safety, I doubt its any worse than riding a moped in Cambodia, at least there are fewer potholes.

First, a life size X-Wing, now the propulsion for TIE fighters...

I bought this shirt. Nobody gets it but me.

Most amazing comment thread EVAR.

Ve are zorry you ordered a Mini with ze automatic, because ve don't think you deserve to drive zis car ve have omitted ze flappy-paddles. Please order a new mini with ze correct gearbox.

USA only :(

Agreed.

Just how 'inaudible' is a siren blaring at 100++ decibels? Enclosed streets (big time echo effect) plus bright flashing lights would make it noticeable to all but the stillest of human vegetables.