I tried to convey the gist of it. The kicker, really, is that he violated his restraining order (while trying to find out why he was served with one) which is what got him the sex offender seal of approval.

Is it wrong for me to admit that I like that XV? I've always wanted and respected the Impreza, but with my current needs I could never justify owning one. I couldn't possibly afford a WRX, and the base models are basically only differentiated by the AWD system. And if I'm going AWD, I'd like some more ground clearance…

Adding to the tricky: back in college my dorm-mate asked a girl out. She said no. After some time (he lost weight) he asked again. He received a restraining order. Being the young college buck he was, he approached her to understand the reasoning behind it all. He's now a 'sex offender'.

What happens if someone uses the toilet on the train (assuming there is one)?

I'd say it's only a half-fail, as I see a picture of a sandal-wearing gargamoth throwing a rock.

On the bright side, the original Forester was basically a lifted, lengthened Impreza platform which turned out great. If this is back to the roots like that was, it may turn out sufficiently awesome.

You certainly have a way with words, and I approve.

First you and then Polar, it's like a reunion! Please stay long this time :(

Dear Polar

I'm curious about this car, mainly because we don't get the coupe body style here. That being said, the only way I'd want this over, say, anything else in that market segment is if it came as a breadvan M-car, i.e. 3 or just maybe 5 door.

Additionally, you can only house a car if you live on your drive. Unless you live in a house in which you can drive your car. In that case you can live in your car which you house in your house in which you can drive said car and also live simultaneously.

I've always considered the S7 the sleekest of the "slasher" cars (i.e. so many shark gill vents, yet so smooth...).

Unfortunately, they're shooting short films. At 5-10 minutes a pop, that's about 600-800 minutes of time watching "student films", and it takes about twice as long to grade them, so 1600 minutes for the projects (not including watching the projects) and about 8-10 hours for the papers... 50 hours of actual work in 72…

That's the worst part: none of them are mine. My students take their test on the 7th, 8th and 9th. We have to grade the papers/projects by the 15th. I have to spend the 13th-15th with visiting professors, which means I have the 10th, 11th and 12th to grade exactly 107 papers and projects.

I think that made even less sense. I'm tired is the short answer.

I'm smoking midterm week and it's like swallowing hash: even as you're shitting out work it blows your mind and you can't decide how you feel about that.

I say do not dethrone the Viper, lest we portray the momentary joy imbued with accidental starrings here to the poor soul. 'Tis a nice farewell gift to the old snake.

Maybe it's just me and my crappy 10 inch netbook screen, but running Chrome, the text overlaps the images in the article basically rendering the 5th and 6th paragraphs unreadable (black text on dark photo backdrop).

From reading what I wrote and somehow concieving the notion that I insinuated that I let girls smoke in my cars shows that yes, you did not get it.