@Xander Crews: Why not get an RC car engine for that and just power the alternator?

Ha! I see both my suggestions made it (The VW and the bed). I still stick by my original statement though:

@hostile-17: Dyson. I have my priorities straight, you know. I'll just get one of the bigger ones, preferably the pet-hair-eliminating model, as I could have quilted 200 comforters with the hair my cat has shedded so far.

It takes me about an hour to vacuum my house. This is obviously not for me :(

@ZB209: Your caption is much funnier though.

@ZB209: Hey, I had that in the second post... doesn't make it any less funny, or true.

@frinesi2: But the LM has the LM gearing, so it's basically a race car drivetrain and engine without the race restrictions, on the road. The LM is the awesomest of awesome, and if I ever meet you in person I will kill you with fire out of envy. But I'll heart-click ya anyway.

@oyumurtaci:

@oyumurtaci:Edit... too hardcore for nibbles.

He does sculpture too. NSFW in reply.

@frinesi2: So are they basically going to get the Ameritech treatment? (Removal of passenger seats, lower engine power due to emissions restrictions)

@frinesi2: Are you referring to the LM, the GT, or the GTR versions?

@MAConcep00: Nice...

Pfft. Snow is easy. Try ice...

@shattered.splitter: Thank you kind sir. It's all in the wheels.

@Amang: I like the way you think out loud.

Is it a gangbang when cars bang?

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: If you want to talk about pedophilia, check out my post about my VW Bus in the newer comments. I was 19, but I have no idea how old any of the girls were, other than "college age". Sounds old enough to me...

@bygeorge: WHATISTHATIMUSTHAVEIT

I've told this story before, and it merely reinforces a stereotype, but I suppose there is a truth to them all: