Considering Button is probably the faster driver, I'm thinking he should have been driving, as he probably could have pulled it off without pinballing between five or so vehicles.

I still don't understand why he said "is absolutely 'the man'"...

"confidence in the TSA"...

I always thought that the 'faster backwards' hypothesis was posed for VW beetles and their derivatives...

Owner: Take us to the lagoon!

@CraigSu: But eargasm could also be an orgasm induced by things touching the ear (ew). I propose... HEARgasm.

@Turboner: I wholeheartedly agree, and am so glad you approved this...

@Pete84: I would promote you if I could. The best I can do is a heart click.

@$kaycog: Awesome. Since she's stretching, she must drive a stick. Ha.

@RX-Elise: The mid-engine layout had somewhat turbulent air coming down from the windshield, with the actual engine cover venting allowing hot air to escape rather than providing any actual cold air intake. The aluminum extrusion tub was sufficiently flat to allow for high speed air to be sucked up from underneath,…

@$kaycog: I'm keeping tabs.

@$kaycog: I knew those wide sills were functional. This one goes into my "Fave Skaycog COTD Gurls" folder.

Another take: scratch lottery reverse.

He was just shaving some of the weight off for better handling, and hoping a bit of the awesome would rub off. Unfortunately, all it did was reveal the underlying beige.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: The Romanians seem to think small amounts of electrical tape helps with that "problem", especially when going sideways.

@Xander Crews: I hear Wesley Snipes but the gubment just plants tracking devices on our cars...

@Xander Crews: -4999900 for messing with planetary gears and not showing your work.

To the gentleman with the green suburban: No, I do not know what you are saying. I have no fucking idea.

Anyone else notice the Greyhound logo on the steering wheel? I'll be fine with this if this is how they plan on restructuring.

@Elhigh: I want to make like a frog on a lily pad. Yeah I said it.