Added Emmert, “We are monitoring the situation closely, and I can assure you that if we hear of one of the female victims involved receiving any sort of financial settlement via a civil trial, we are prepared to rule then ineligible for receiving impermissible benefits.”

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

You should ask her if she’s tried this flavor yet? 😁

1-800-273-TALK

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

RIP Derby. We will miss your wisdom, good boy.

HMMMMMM

I too refuse to play with lebron

are you sure

would it change your mind if i reminded you he’s from buffalo

If you are a Packers fan and under 25, you should know that this is what quarterback play looks like to much of the NFL. It is what you have to look forward to someday.

Yeah, he plays football.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Earlier this year, climber Brian Koralewski was working on a V6 problem in Little Rock Canyon, Utah, near Provo.

You forget that Dwight Howard still exists.

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.